Me on my period
- me: why the fuck can't I have a dick
- me: why the fuck does everyone feel the need to piss me off
- me: why the fuck is food so beautiful
- me: why the fuck don't guys have to go through this shit
- me: why the fuck is world war 2 going on in my stomach right now
- me: when the fuck is menopause
- me: where the fuck is a penis for me to fuck
LIKE? :D IT’S SHORT. SHOULD I GO A LITTLE SHORTER? MY AUNT SAYS I SHOULD :3 I REALLY LOVE IT!
OMG JESSIE YOU SO FINE UUUNNFFF
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I CAN’T EVEN
Reblog If…
Thanks to Tumblr, you now say these on an every-day basis :
I have to stop myself from using these as replies in class…
I used “This” before Tumblr, but otherwise, yeah that’s accurate.
ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!! and let’s not forget…
THIS
I just want a flat tummy. Is that too much to ask for?
Are you fucking kidding me?
(via fishrscary)
(( Is it bad that I cried?
I really needed this.
Thank you, quiet place. ))
Reblogging myself.
I still have the tab open.
I really needed this. T__T <3
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Oh god. <3 Going here everyday.
This was nice :)
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